B Hand

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A slap so hard it could knock your teeth out and your brain would thank you for it. Used when someone says something so dumb it makes your head hurt.

You say 'I’m a genius,' and I give you a B Hand so fast you forget your own name.

Your cousin says 'The moon is made of cheese,' and I slap him so hard he goes to the moon.

You say 'I can beat up a lion,' and I hit you so hard you think you’re in a lion’s mouth.

A backhand so fierce it could make a grown man cry. You use it when someone acts like they’re the king of the world but they’re just a fool.

Your friend says 'I own the whole world,' and you B Hand him until he starts crying in the middle of the street.

You say 'I’m the best at everything,' and your buddy hits you so hard you swear you can hear your bones break.

Your teacher says 'This class is the worst,' and you B Hand her until she starts writing a letter of complaint to the principal.

A slap so brutal it makes your face look like a pancake. You use it when someone’s mouth is moving but no smart words are coming out.

Your little brother says 'I’m going to be a super hero,' and you B Hand him until he can’t talk for a week.

Your mom says 'I don’t need sleep,' and you hit her so hard she falls asleep in the middle of the kitchen.

Your boss says 'I’m the best boss ever,' and you B Hand him so hard he goes home and takes a nap.

A backhand so strong it could knock out a bull. You use it when someone tries to act cool but they’re just a big dummy.

Your friend says 'I’m the toughest guy in school,' and you B Hand him so hard he runs out of the building crying.

You say 'I can beat up a dragon,' and your friend hits you so hard you think you’re in a dragon’s mouth.

Your dad says 'I don’t need glasses,' and you B Hand him until he can’t see the TV.

A slap that could make your face look like a broken egg. You use it when someone says something so stupid it makes your brain scream.

Your friend says 'I can breathe underwater,' and you B Hand him until he starts coughing up water.

Your teacher says 'I don’t need to grade papers,' and you hit her so hard she starts grading them in her sleep.

Your brother says 'I can fly,' and you B Hand him until he thinks he’s in a plane crash.