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You got caught doing something stupid even though everyone already knew you were full of crap.
I was eating pizza at 2 a. m. and my mom walked in like she was a detective.
My dog ate my homework and I tried to blame my brother, but he had a alibi.
I tried to fake being sick so I could skip math, but the teacher saw me playing video games on my phone.
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You got busted doing something you already had no chance of hiding.
I tried to hide my video game addiction, but my dad saw me playing for 6 hours straight.
I told my teacher I lost my test, but she had a copy of it in her desk.
I tried to sneak out of the house, but my little brother saw me and told my mom.
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You got caught in a mess even though you knew you were going to get caught.
I tried to hide my messy room, but my mom walked in and saw my socks on the ceiling.
I told my friend I was going to the store, but I was actually at the mall playing Fortnite.
I tried to act like I wasn’t eating cake at 10 p. m., but my brother saw the crumbs on my face.
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You were exposed for your nonsense even though you knew it was all fake.
I said I was doing my homework, but my teacher saw me drawing a cat on my paper.
I told my mom I was going to the library, but I was actually at the park with my friends.
I said I was tired, but I was actually watching a movie on my phone.
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You got caught doing something dumb when you already knew it was going to backfire.
I tried to blame my dog for eating my lunch, but he had a full belly.
I told my teacher I forgot my pencil, but I had 10 in my backpack.
I said I was sick, but I was just playing with my phone in my bed.
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