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A guy so broke he eats expired pizza for breakfast and still can't pay rent!
B-GIBSON is the reason I have a second job.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got a slap.
He took my lunch money and still owes me $5.
B-GIBSON
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A human version of a broken toaster, always failing, never working.
B-GIBSON missed the bus, the class, and the final exam.
He tried to text me but sent a picture of his feet.
He promised to bring snacks and showed up with a bag of stale chips.
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A guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's a king.
B-GIBSON walked into the room and made me cry.
He called the principal 'Your Majesty' and got suspended.
He tried to start a band and only knew one song.