B-Game

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Burlingame, CA is a town so average it makes your life feel like a bad decision. Everyone there is just trying to survive the daily grind of being normal.
I moved to Burlingame and now I hate my life. Why did I even leave San Francisco?
Burlingame is the place where your dreams die slowly.
If I had to describe Burlingame, I’d say it’s like a bad dating app profile that no one uses.
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A B-Game is when you slap together whatever you have and hope it works. It’s not for money, it’s for laughs and chaos. Like when you make a game and it’s just you yelling at a pixel.
Getting Over It is just a guy screaming at a computer for hours. Why? I don’t know.
Sexy Hiking is just someone walking and pretending they’re a celebrity.
I made my own B-Game. It’s just me eating cereal and pretending it’s a game.
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Game B is the idea that if everyone just stopped being jerks and shared stuff, life would be easier. Like if you all just split the pizza and no one got fat.
If we all shared the last slice of pizza, we’d all be happy. No one would be sad.
Game B is like when you’re at school and everyone just splits the snacks. No one fights.
If everyone just shared their toys, no one would be crying in the hallway.
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