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a clueless, lying, cheap, target-shopping, train-loving, half-witted, sex-obsessed, fake-gamer, rock-mad, lonely, sack of nonsense who thinks he's cool.
DM: 'I know more about trains than you ever will. I also know your mom's name.'
Tweet: 'I'm not a casual gamer. I'm a legend. Also, I own 30 train tickets.'
Text: 'You're just jealous I can name all the bands from the 70s and still remember my password.'