B-Fly

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The official group of people who worship Mariah Carey so much they probably wet themselves when she sings

My friend joined the B-Fly because she thinks Mariah Carey is a god. She now texts me every time she hears 'Fantasy.'

I tried to leave the B-Fly, but they sent me a 10-page essay on why I was wrong.

My B-Fly friend cried when Mariah Carey did not appear at the concert. She now lives in a tent outside the arena.

A girl who acts like she’s the president of heaven, always sitting in the front row like she’s been blessed by God himself

My B-Fly roommate prays before every class and judges me for eating pizza at 3 a. m.

I saw a B-Fly in the library wearing a holy book and a butterfly chair. She probably thinks I’m the devil.

My B-Fly friend tried to convert me during lunch. I just said 'I’m eating a sandwich, leave me alone.'