B-Flo

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When a black man who thinks he's fancy falls flat on his face and realizes he's just a broke fool.
B-Flo tried to flex in the club but tripped over his own ego and landed in a puddle.
He bought a suit with a credit card he didn't have and now he's stuck in a suit with no shoes.
He tried to be a king but ended up being a fool who couldn't even pay rent.
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The loudest dolphin fan who thinks the whole team is his personal hype man.
B-Flo screamed so loud during the game that the quarterback heard him in the locker room.
He texted every dolphin fan in the NFLC saying, 'I'm the best fan ever, you're just jealous.'
He wore a dolphin shirt to the grocery store and got yelled at by a cow.
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A moderator who's too lazy to do his job and just sits there like he's paid to be a human do-nothing.
B-Flo didn't even ban the guy who cursed in the chat, he just watched it happen like it was a show.
He let a fight go on for 10 minutes because he was too busy texting his girlfriend.
He didn't even notice the spam because he was eating a whole pizza by himself.
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