b-fast

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The first meal of the day, but also the reason you're still alive after a night of bad decisions.

I didn't eat b-fast and now I'm hungover and crying in a cereal box.

My b-fast was a bagel and a death wish.

I skipped b-fast because I thought I was a god. I was wrong.

A fancy way of saying you're eating before you start being a human disaster.

My b-fast was toast and regret.

I had b-fast so I wouldn't yell at my sister for no reason.

B-fast is the only thing keeping me from screaming into the void.

The money you spend on food before you realize you're going to die from eating too much.

I used all my b-fast money on pancakes and now I'm a pancake.

I spent my b-fast on coffee and now I'm a coffee-powered monster.

My b-fast money was stolen by a muffin.