B> E> T>

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A channel that only plays music that makes you want to punch your mom and your ex.
My cousin got addicted to B>E>T> and now he only eats cereal for dinner and screams at the TV.
I tried to watch B>E>T> and ended up crying in my pants.
My uncle turned off the lights and watched B>E>T> like it was a horror movie.
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When you eat so much sugar you think you're a superhero, but you're just a fat kid who can't stop snacking.
My sister eats candy every day and calls herself the Sugar Queen.
I skipped lunch to eat 10 cookies and now I can't stop laughing at my own stupidity.
My friend eats so much sugar he thinks he's a unicorn.
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A stupid person who can't even spell their own name and still thinks they're smart.
My teacher called me a Fuckin Retard because I drew a cat on my math test.
My brother thinks he's the smartest person in the world and still wears pajamas to school.
My cousin failed the test and still thinks he's a genius.
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Weird and crazy stuff that makes you think you're going crazy, like when your brain is on fire and you don't know why.
I watched a B>E>T> movie and now I think my dog is trying to take over the world.
My friend got scared by a B>E>T> song and started screaming at the ceiling.
I tried to draw B>E>T> and ended up crying because my lines were too wiggly.
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A fancy word that nobody understands and only exists because some French person thought it was cool.
My teacher tried to explain the French word and I fell asleep.
My friend asked what it meant and I just said 'I have no idea.'
My cousin tried to write it on the board and it looked like a bunch of random letters.
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