B-dunc

My B-dunc walks in and the whole bar stops to stare. I was trying to drink my beer and I spilled it.

She’s the only person who can make me forget I’m broke.

I would sell my soul to be her sidekick on a road trip.

I saw her in the grocery store and I walked into the wrong aisle. I was looking for bread and I ended up in the porn section.

She walks in and I suddenly forget how to breathe. I also forgot my phone and my pants.

I asked her out and she said yes. I didn’t even have to pay for dinner.

She doesn’t say stupid stuff just to sound cool. She just is cool.

She doesn’t post fake stories online. She lives them.

I don’t have to pretend to be someone I’m not around her.

I tried to flirt with her and she just laughed and said 'I know you're trying to get my number.'

I kissed her while she was wiping tables. She didn’t even flinch.

She’s the only one who can make me blush in front of my coworkers.