b-day

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a short way to say birthday, but nobody cares because everyone already knows what it means

Hey, you got a b-day coming up, right? Don't forget to blow out the candles or I'll blow out your face.

B-day? That's just a fancy word for 'I get to eat cake and you don't.'

You called me for a b-day? You're gonna get a text and that's it. No cake. No presents. Just a reminder that you're a loser.

a made-up reason to get a free BJ because you're too lazy to actually do anything

Your b-day is coming up, so I'm getting you a BJ. Don't even think about bringing me a gift. I'm not that generous.

If you don't give me a BJ for your b-day, I'll tell your mom about the time you cried in the principal's office.

You're getting a BJ for your b-day. No questions. No arguments. No cake. Just a BJ.

the day everything went to hell and you got a text saying 'Happy b-day, you're a loser.'

Your b-day was the day everything went to hell. You got a text that said 'Happy b-day, you're a loser.'

August 23, 2006, that was the day of THE shit storm. I was at school and you were getting yelled at by your mom.

On your b-day, the sky fell. The world ended. And you got a text that said 'Happy b-day, you're a loser.'

a day when everything you say has to start with B and you're too dumb to realize it

B-day! That means everything you say has to start with B. Bitch, Bimbo, Bologna. I'm not even gonna try.

On your b-day, you said 'Bread' and that was it. You're not getting a gift. You're not getting a BJ. You're just getting 'Bread.'

Your b-day is the worst. You had to say 'Bingo' and I had to listen to it for three hours. I'm still mad.

a wild party where the Queen B gets cake, presents, and everyone else gets yelled at

The Queen B had her b-day party and I got yelled at for not bringing cake. You got presents. I got yelled at.

The Queen B's b-day was legendary. I got yelled at for not bringing cake. She got cake. I got yelled at.

Queen B's b-day was the best. Everyone got presents. I got yelled at for not bringing cake. That was my b-day.

a free BJ you get just because you were born and someone felt like giving it to you

Your b-day came and you got a BJ. It was free. You didn't even have to bring cake.

They gave you a BJ for your b-day. No cake. No presents. Just a BJ. You're welcome.

You got a BJ for your b-day. That's it. No cake. No presents. Just a BJ. You're lucky.

pretending like you remembered someone's b-day when you completely forgot and just gave them a broken stapler

You said you remembered my b-day. Then you gave me a broken stapler. I knew you forgot.

You said you remembered my b-day. You gave me a broken stapler. That's not a gift. That's a punishment.

You said you remembered my b-day. I got a broken stapler. That's not a gift. That's a joke.