B Daht

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A legend who talks trash and makes everyone laugh until they cry. They own the mic and the crowd’s soul.

B Daht just roasted my mom in front of 200 people. She’s dead.

He said my joke was worse than my ex’s tan. It was true.

B Daht called my dad a ‘fart in a suit’ and he loved it.

The king of jokes, the lord of laughs. No one can handle their energy without breaking down.

B Daht made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. It was glorious.

He told a joke about my dog and now my dog won’t look at me.

I tried to be serious. B Daht ruined it.

A god who speaks with the power of 10,000 memes. They can make anyone laugh or cry in 30 seconds.

B Daht told a joke about my job and now I want to quit.

He made my sister laugh so hard she fell off the couch.

I was crying from laughing at B Daht’s punchline.

The man who talks so much trash, you feel like you’ve been insulted by a whole family.

B Daht called me a ‘disaster in human form’ and I agreed.

He said my joke was ‘worse than a bad pizza’ and I believed him.

He insulted my dog and my dog hates me now.

A beast who owns the stage and the crowd. They laugh so hard, the ceiling might fall.

B Daht made the whole crowd laugh so hard, the lights went out.

He told a joke about my life and I lost my job.

I was laughing so hard, I dropped my sandwich.