B. Daggitty

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A white guy who thinks he’s a big daddy just because he wears the same clothes. He’s not a real daddy, he’s more like a fake daddy with a bad tan.
He wore a leather jacket and called me son. I called him fake dad.
He tried to flex in the mall. I laughed so hard my mom got a ticket.
He tried to be cool. I told him he looked like a confused pizza delivery guy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A pale man who wears big daddy clothes to feel powerful. He’s like a weak dad who needs a costume to pretend he’s tough.
He wore a hat and a mustache. I called him mustache man.
He tried to scare me. I told him he looked like a sad clown.
He tried to be a tough dad. I told him he looked like a lost ghost.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A white guy who thinks he’s a big daddy just because he wears the same clothes. He’s like a fake dad who needs a costume to feel important.
He wore a suit and called me kid. I called him fake dad.
He tried to be cool. I told him he looked like a confused pizza guy.
He tried to flex. I told him he looked like a sad dad who needed a drink.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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