Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting tied up and getting a beating like a dog who didn't do their job.

My bf tried to seduce my mom and got B+D for his trouble.

That kid failed math and got B+D from the teacher.

I called my boss a donkey and got B+D for lunch.

2

A fake news team so biased they'd lie to their own mom for a donut.

B+D said the moon was made of cheese and my dad believed it.

B+D claimed I was the president and I believed them for a week.

B+D said the dog stole the president's wallet and now the dog is in jail.

3

A wiener so big it looks like it's about to explode and squirt everywhere.

My uncle's weiner looks like a B+D in a suit.

That guy's weiner is so big, it's got a B+D for a middle name.

I saw a weiner in the mall and it had a B+D for a face.

4

A thumbs-up face that looks like it just won the lottery and got a free donut.

I sent my friend a B+D and he said, 'You're the best.'

My mom texted me a B+D and I cried happy tears.

My dog saw a B+D and wagged his tail like a maniac.

5

Getting tied up and getting treated like a doofus who didn't do their homework.

My cousin got B+D for eating the last donut.

My boss got B+D for not showing up to work.

I got B+D for calling my teacher a donkey.

6

A thumbs-up face that looks like it just won the lottery and got a free donut.

I saw a B+D and I said, 'That looks like my face when I won the lottery.'

My dog saw a B+D and he got jealous.

My teacher showed me a B+D and I said, 'That's my favorite emoji ever.'

7

Getting tied up and getting a beating like a dog who didn't do their job.

My brother got B+D for not doing his math homework.

I got B+D for eating the last donut.

My neighbor got B+D for stealing my mom's donuts.