B-Craven

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A fag who loves getting his face smashed by two dildos while wearing a sombrero and playing bad drums. Only dates fat Mexicans who think he’s cool.

I saw him at the club wearing a sombrero and a dildo in each ear. He’s like a Mexican disco ball.

He texted me: 'I’m getting my face pounded by two dildos and I still think I’m hot.'

He tried to flirt with my uncle and said, 'You look like a Mexican who needs a good drum solo.'

A gay man who can’t handle a single dildo. Needs two in each ear while he plays drums and flirts with ugly Mexican women.

He was crying at the gym because two dildos were in his ears and he had to play drums.

He DM’d me: 'I’m getting my ears drilled by two dildos and I’m still flirting with that fat Mexican.'

He asked my cousin out and said, 'You look like a Mexican who needs a good face massage.'

A total fag who uses two dildos in his ears while playing drums and only dates ugly Mexicans who think he’s a rock star.

He was at the bar with two dildos in his ears, playing drums, and yelling at the bartender: 'You’re a Mexican who needs a good beat!'

He texted me: 'I got two dildos in my ears and I’m still dating that fat Mexican.'

He tried to impress my neighbor by saying, 'I’m a rock star, and I date Mexicans who think I’m hot.'