Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The smelly gap between your butt cheeks that smells like old pizza and regret.

My mom told me to stop showing off my b crack at the dinner table.

He flashed his b crack during the Zoom meeting and my dog died of laughter.

I took a picture of my b crack and sent it to my crush. He blocked me.

2

The gap between your butt cheeks that could be used as a portal to another dimension.

She showed her b crack to the whole class and now we all have nightmares.

He used his b crack as a distraction during the test. It didn’t work.

My brother’s b crack is so big it has its own Instagram account.

3

The hole in your butt that smells like a gym sock after a week of no laundry.

I showed my b crack to my friend and he fainted.

My teacher made me stand up for showing my b crack in class.

I took a selfie with my b crack and it went viral.

4

The space between your butt cheeks that could be a new type of cheese.

My friend’s b crack is so famous it has a fan club.

He showed his b crack during the talent show and won first prize.

I took a picture of my b crack and it became my profile pic.

5

The gap between your butt cheeks that is so big it could fit a small dog.

She showed her b crack at the party and everyone started dancing.

He showed his b crack to the principal and got sent to the office.

I took a picture of my b crack and it became my wallpaper.

6

The space between your butt cheeks that could be the start of a new religion.

My b crack is so holy people pray to it.

He showed his b crack at church and the priest got excommunicated.

She started a cult based on her b crack.