B-Chotchy

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when something is so bad it makes your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey

My math test was B-Chotchy. I got a 12 out of 100.

This pizza was B-Chotchy. It tasted like old socks and regret.

The traffic jam was B-Chotchy. I was stuck for three hours.

when something is so messed up it’s like a toddler threw a tantrum in a soup kitchen

This project was B-Chotchy. It had glitter, glue, and no idea what it was supposed to be.

My friend’s dating life is B-Chotchy. He’s been dumped by three girls in one week.

This movie was B-Chotchy. It had aliens, a cat, and a fridge.

when something is so bad it’s like your mom forgot to pay the electric bill and your dad tried to fix it with a banana

This week’s homework was B-Chotchy. I had to solve a math problem and write a poem about a ghost.

My hair was B-Chotchy. I used a comb, a brush, and a curse.

This game was B-Chotchy. You had to jump over a couch and yell at a chicken.

when something is so bad it’s like you ate a whole bag of chips and then cried in a hallway

My breakfast was B-Chotchy. I had toast, cereal, and a screaming parrot.

This assignment was B-Chotchy. It had a question about time travel and a drawing of a sad pineapple.

This day was B-Chotchy. I got detention, spilled my juice, and my dog ate my homework.

when something is so bad it’s like your brain turned into a sock drawer and forgot how to think

This test was B-Chotchy. I had to answer questions about planets and why the sky is blue.

This outfit was B-Chotchy. It had socks, a hat, and a shirt from 2002.

This party was B-Chotchy. The music was loud, the snacks were gone, and the punch was orange juice.