B Chick

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a B Chick is the kind of person who shows up when no one else will. they're like a broken toaster, it still works, but you're not proud of it.
my cousin showed up to the party and no one asked who she was
the only person who came to my birthday was my neighbor's dog
i had to eat the last slice of pizza and it was cold
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a B Chick is the person you end up with when you're too lazy to pick someone better. like that one sock that never matches.
i dated my best friend’s sister because i was too tired to ask someone else
my mom got me a girlfriend because she thought i was too stupid to find one
i married my cousin because the other guy said he was too busy with his ex
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a B Chick is like a free meal at a diner, it’s okay, but you know you could’ve had something better.
i took the job because it paid cash and i was broke
i stayed with my uncle because i had nowhere else to go
i accepted the friendship because i didn’t want to be alone
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a B Chick is the person who shows up when you’re stuck. like a bad haircut, it’s not the end of the world, but it’s not great either.
i had to go out with my brother’s friend because no one else wanted to come
i took the extra shift because i was too tired to say no
i stayed with my grandma because i had no place else to go
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a B Chick is the person who you end up with when you're too tired to pick someone else. like that one shirt that you wear every day because it doesn’t hurt.
i had to date my brother because no one else wanted to
i took the job because it was the only one i could get
i stayed with my uncle because i didn’t want to be alone
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a B Chick is like that one kid in class who’s not bad, but you don’t want your friends to know you hang out with them.
my friend’s sister came to the party and no one asked who she was
i had to go to the same school as my cousin because i didn’t want to move
my neighbor’s kid showed up and no one said anything
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