b chain

My dude got a b chain and still bragging like he's rich. Bro, he got two shirts and a hole in his jeans.

My cousin got a b chain for his birthday and still thinks it's gold. It's just tin and some fake diamonds.

My momma got a b chain and said it was from my dad. I looked at it and said, 'You got a b chain, momma, not a love letter.'

My homie got a b chain and it broke after one day. He still said it was the best chain he ever had.

My little brother got a b chain and tried to flex it on the bus. It fell apart and he looked like a fool.

My uncle got a b chain for his anniversary and it rusted after a week. He still said it was the best gift ever.

My girlfriend got a b chain and said it was from her ex. I looked at it and said, 'You got a b chain, not a love letter.'

My cousin’s girlfriend got a b chain and now she thinks she’s a queen. She ain’t even got no real money.

My little brother got a b chain and started calling himself a king. I said, 'You got a b chain, not a crown.'