B-Card

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When you let your butt get penetrated for the first time. It's like your V-Card, but way more painful and way less cool.

My B-Card died the day I tried to fit a pizza slice up my butt.

I got my B-Card taken by a guy who smelled like old socks and regret.

My mom said I'd get my B-Card back when I stop eating tacos at 3 AM.

A cursed license from Minnesota. You get it after three DWIs. You swear off alcohol forever, or else you lose your car and your dignity.

My B-Card is like a curse. I can't even drink soda anymore.

I got my B-Card because I tried to drink a whole bottle of wine at a stoplight.

My B-Card made me quit my job. I can't even go to happy hour anymore.

Your butt hole's first love. It's like being a virgin, but for your butt.

I lost my B-Card to a guy who had a beard and a weird laugh.

My B-Card died when I tried to fit a chicken nugget up my butt.

I got my B-Card taken by my cousin. He didn't even ask.

The butt version of a V-Card. It means you're still a butt virgin, and you're probably still wearing pants.

My B-Card is still intact. I haven't even let my brother touch my butt hole.

I got my B-Card taken by a guy who smelled like gym socks and regret.

My B-Card is like my V-Card, but I don't get to wear a crown for it.