b-boner

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you wake up in the morning and your pecker is hard like a brick and won't stop being hard.

I woke up and my cock was harder than my math teacher's attitude.

My morning started with a boner so big it scared my dog.

I tried to brush my teeth and my hard-on was still going strong.

you lay down in bed and before you even blink your cock is up and won't go back down.

I went to bed and woke up with a boner that could bench press me.

I laid down and my boner was already fighting me.

I fell asleep and my boner woke up and took over my body.

you get in bed and your cock is hard before your head hits the pillow.

I got in bed and my boner was already giving me a head start.

My boner was harder than my alarm clock and woke me up before I even wanted to get up.

I didn’t even close my eyes and my cock was already in the race.