B-Ball Boobs

'I ran down the street like a lunatic, and my boobs were yelling at me.'

'My boobs hit the ground like a basketball hit the backboard.'

'I ran so fast, my boobs were screaming at me.'

'I walked in the room, and my boobs made the other guy drop his basketball.'

'My boobs hit the wall like a basketball hit a net.'

'I walked in, and my boobs said, 'You're not the strongest guy here.'

'I could feel my boobs playing a game inside me.'

'My boobs were passing the ball to each other like they were teammates.'

'I looked down, and my boobs were doing a dance like they were on the court.'