B and N

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A fancy name for the book store that sells all the books you never read but still buy because you think you’re fancy.
I spent $50 at B and N and only bought one book. It was about how to be rich without working.
My mom goes to B and N every week and comes out with 10 books and a coffee. She reads none of them.
I tried to read a book from B and N and fell asleep. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Bad News / Worse News. It’s like when your teacher says you failed and then adds, ‘and you’re gonna have to stay after school.’ You’re already crying, and now you’re just a broken mess.
B N W N: My mom said I failed math. Then she said I failed English. I failed everything.
B N W N: My dog ate my homework. Then he ate my lunch. Now he’s eating my socks.
B N W N: My crush asked me out. Then I found out he had a girlfriend. Then he had a girlfriend and a dog.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cheer from the 80s that sounds like a group of kids trying to be cool and failing. It’s like when your mom tried to do TikTok and it was a disaster.
The cheer squad did the B and N chant. It was like a bunch of middle schoolers trying to be popular.
My brother tried to do the B and N chant at the football game. He was terrible. I laughed so hard I cried.
I heard the B and N chant at a school dance and it was the worst thing ever. I walked out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Some random guy named Quovo said this when someone posted a picture of his old house. It’s like when your friend says, ‘Your house is ugly,’ and you just say, ‘Thanks, Quovo.’
Quovo said, ‘B and N’ when someone posted a picture of his old house. It looked like a haunted house.
Quovo posted a picture of his old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I just wanted to punch him.
Quovo saw my old house and said, ‘B and N.’ I had no idea what that meant, but I was mad.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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How you spell ‘bananas’ when you’re too lazy to spell it right. It’s like when you spell ‘bathroom’ as ‘batroom’ and no one knows what you’re talking about.
My friend spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and I was like, ‘You’re dumb.’
I tried to spell ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N’ and my teacher said, ‘You’re not even trying.’
When I spelled ‘bananas’ as ‘B and N,’ my dog laughed at me. That’s when I knew I was doomed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Ridiculous, blasphemous, unsightly, and so bad it hurts. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork and you’re just like, ‘What is wrong with you?’
Bananas is so ridiculous. It’s like when your mom eats soup with a fork.
Bananas is blasphemous. It’s like when your teacher says you failed math for no reason.
Bananas is unsightly. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and your mom doesn’t care.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Gwen Stefani spelled bananas in her song because she’s annoying and thinks she’s cool. It’s like when your friend sings in the shower and you have to listen to it forever.
Gwen Stefani spelled bananas and I was like, ‘Why?’
Gwen Stefani made a song about bananas and I just wanted to die.
Gwen Stefani thinks she’s cool because she spelled bananas. She’s not.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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