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The morning meal of the weak and the criminal. Some people just want to eat. Others want to steal your stuff while you sleep.

I did a b and e last night. Got a TV and a sandwich. The sandwich was worth it.

My cousin does b and e for a living. He's got a 2 a. m. routine.

I did a b and e and got caught. Now I have to pay for the TV and the sandwich.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you kick down a door like it owes you money and then take everything inside.

I did a b and e and took the entire fridge. I still have the eggs.

Breaking and entering is the sport of the desperate. I’m a pro.

I broke into my neighbor’s house and took all the cheese. He’s mad.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A song that sounds like it was made by a sleepy cat and a hyperactive robot. It’s the sound of confusion.

This song is like my brain on a Monday. Basic and engaging? More like basic and baffled.

I can’t focus when this song comes on. I start questioning my life choices.

It’s a basic and engaging song. Or maybe it’s a basic and embarrassed song.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

The short version of breaking and entering. It’s like the criminal version of a text message.

I did a b and e and got caught. I didn’t even have time to send a text.

B and e is the criminal version of a quick message. Short and to the point.

My friend did a b and e and got caught. He didn’t even have time to say sorry.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A place so far out in the middle of nowhere that even the cows are tired of it. Or a club where the only people there are your ex and a man wearing a hat made of socks.

I went to Bum Fuck Egypt. The only people there were my ex and a man in a sock hat.

That club is Bum Fuck Egypt. I saw my ex there and a man in a sock hat.

Bum Fuck Egypt is a place where the cows don’t even bother to look at you.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A rapper who’s part Midwest, part South, and fully ridiculous. He raps like he’s fighting a bear with a cheeseburger.

That Kansas rapper is wild. He raps like he’s fighting a bear with a cheeseburger.

He’s from Kansas, Alabama, and Texas. That’s three states fighting for his soul.

I saw him live. He raps like he’s being chased by a bear with a cheeseburger.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you're so turned on you can't think straight. It's like your brain is on fire and your pants are doing cartwheels.

I was blowing 'n erection and my brain was on fire.

He was blowing 'n erection so hard, his pants did cartwheels.

I was blowing 'n erection and my brain said, 'This is not a normal day.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago