Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting on headphones and blasting music so loud it sounds like your ears are about to explode.

I put my headphones on and turned it up so loud my dog ran out of the room.

My sister blasted her music so loud I could hear it through the wall.

I was walking down the street and my headphones were so loud people stopped to look at me.

2

A government puppet show run by two clueless journalists who lie to the public and make everyone mad.

They reported the sky turned green and said it was a sign of the apocalypse.

They called the prime minister a traitor just because he ate a sandwich.

They blamed the whole country for a single bad math test.

3

A giant weiner that looks like it just got hit with a hose and is covered in jizz.

That weiner looked like it had a party and nobody told it.

He was so jizzed up it looked like it had a second head.

That weiner was the size of a small dog and was covered in green goo.

4

A thumbs-up emoji that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got told they were ugly.

He sent me the b-_-d emoji and said it was the best thing ever.

My friend texted me the b-_-d and said it was the most beautiful thing in the world.

She used the b-_-d emoji and said it was her favorite face ever.

5

Tying someone up and telling them they're stupid while you get off on it.

He tied me up and said I was the worst person ever.

She put me in a closet and told me I was a failure.

He forced me to do push-ups until I passed out.

6

A thumbs-up emoji that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got told they were ugly.

He sent me the b-_-d emoji and said it was the best thing ever.

My friend texted me the b-_-d and said it was the most beautiful thing in the world.

She used the b-_-d emoji and said it was her favorite face ever.

7

Tying someone up and making them do push-ups until they pass out.

She tied me up and told me I was the worst person ever.

He put me in a closet and said I was a failure.

He forced me to do push-ups until I passed out.