B-2 Spirit

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The B-2 Spirit is a flying toilet that drops bombs like it's going out of style. Only 21 ever made, and one blew up in 2008 like it had a grudge.
"The spirit of Kansas? More like the exploded of Kansas.", @AirForceRant
My cousin said it was like watching a plane go boom in slow motion. "That was the B-2.", DM
I asked my teacher what it was, and she said, "It’s a stealth bomber, but it’s also a diva.", Text from my brother
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The B-2 Spirit is a fancy airplane that hides from radar like it’s playing hide and seek. People think it’s cool because of Call of Duty, but it’s only used once every ten years.
"That stealth bomber looks like it came out of a video game.", @GamerBro123
I told my mom it was like a superhero airplane. She said, "No, it’s a military airplane that hides from radar like a coward.", Text from my mom
My friend thought it was a spaceship. "No, it’s a stealth bomber," I said. "Then why does it look like a spaceship?", DM
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The B-2 Spirit is like the ultimate bomber. It hides from radar and drops bombs like it’s having a party. Only 20 are still flying because one blew up in 2008 and probably still mad about it.
"That stealth bomber is like the king of bombs.", @MilitaryGeek
My little brother said it was like a robot bomber. "No, it’s a stealth bomber," I said. "Then why is it flying?", Text from my brother
I posted a picture of it online. Someone said, "That thing looks like it came out of a sci-fi movie.", Comment on my post
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