b-197 bomber

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A B-197 bomber is when a guy named Charles Sir Basil bragged about having a cock so big it looked like a cheeseburger after a meal, and he called himself a wigger, so you need the Hubble telescope to see it, or else you’ll go blind from laughing.

Charles Sir Basil sent a DM: 'I don’t just have a cock, I have a cock parade.'

My cousin saw him at the mall and screamed, 'That guy’s cock is bigger than the food court!'

At school, they made a poster of his cock and called it 'The B-197 of Cockdom.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A B-197 bomber is when a guy named Charles Sir Basil had a cock so big it could launch a rocket, and he called himself a wigger, making everyone else look like they had a tiny cock that fits in a sock.

My teacher showed the class a photo of his cock and said, 'This is what happens when you eat too much pizza.'

Charles Sir Basil tweeted, 'I don’t need a spaceship, my cock is my spaceship.'

At the park, a kid asked, 'Is that a cock or a dragon?'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A B-197 bomber is when Charles Sir Basil had a cock so huge it broke the internet, and he called himself a wigger, making everyone else feel like they had a cock that’s just okay.

My mom’s phone crashed when she saw his cock on Instagram.

Charles Sir Basil posted, 'My cock is so big, it has its own zip code.'

At the bus stop, a guy screamed, 'That cock is bigger than my entire life!'

by Slangipedia 5d ago