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Atascadero is a tiny town so small it thinks it’s the only town in California. It’s like the lonely cousin of Los Angeles who nobody visits.
I live in Atascadero. It’s so small the mailman knows my business.
Atascadero is the town that doesn’t even know it’s famous.
If you’re from Atascadero, you’ve probably never left the county.
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A town is where people live, but a town-town is where people live and also brag about it. It’s like the difference between being rich and being rich and telling everyone.
I live in a town. My friend lives in a town-town. He thinks he’s better.
I’m from a town. My cousin is from a town-town. He’s annoying.
Town-town is where people have names for their neighborhoods.
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A*town is a bad word. It’s like the swear word of the 21st century. It’s what you say when you’re angry and you don’t know what else to say.
I said a*town in class. The teacher was mad.
He used a*town in a text. I laughed.
She said a*town in front of her mom. It was embarrassing.
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A really bad word is the kind of word you say when you’re mad and you don’t care who hears it. It’s like a swear word on steroids.
He said a really bad word in front of the principal. He got in trouble.
She used a really bad word in a tweet. It went viral.
I said a really bad word to my brother. He still won’t talk to me.
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You use a*town to end an argument like a desperate person who has no more ideas. It’s the last thing you say when everything else fails.
We were arguing and he said a*town. That ended it.
I used a*town to finish my fight with my friend. It worked.
They started screaming and then someone said a*town. It was funny.
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Oakland is called the Town because it’s a big city that acts like it’s small. San Francisco is the City because it’s a big city that knows it’s big. It’s like the difference between being proud and being arrogant.
I live in the Town. My friend lives in the City. He thinks he’s better.
The Town is where people are loud. The City is where people are fancy.
The Town is a place. The City is a vibe.
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In the South, Atlanta is called a*town because it’s a big city that acts like it’s small. It’s like being a giant who still wears tiny shoes.
I live in a*town. It’s big, but it still acts like it’s small.
Atlanta is a*town. It’s a big city that thinks it’s cute.
They call Atlanta a*town because it’s like a giant with tiny shoes.
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