A*stora

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When a dude gets a hard-on for ladies and acts like it's the end of the world.

Hey bro, you got a date tonight? No, you got a *stora* emergency.

I saw him staring at the barista like she was the last pizza in the world.

He walked into the room and immediately forgot his own name because of a girl.

When two people in a show are so hot for each other it’s like they’re fighting over the last piece of pizza, but it’s not official because one of them left early and the other said something awkward after a kiss.

I don’t care if it’s not canon, Stora is real and I’m shipping it harder than my mom ships her ex.

They kissed and it was like the universe exploded, but then Cora left and Stiles said something stupid.

If Stora wasn’t real, I’d start a riot.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A woman who sells her body for money and doesn’t care who she’s doing it for.

She’s got more boyfriends than I’ve got homework.

I saw her with three guys at once and didn’t even flinch.

She doesn’t do relationships, she does business.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A kid who goes from praying five times a day to screaming about being a terrorist and wearing a dress like it’s a war crime.

He went from praying to yelling ‘Allahu Akbar’ while wearing a dress.

He turned from a good Muslim to a gay terrorist in one day.

He’s 4'9 and thinks he can take down the whole world.

by Slangipedia 15d ago