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A stupid way to say you’re still going strong even when you’re totally messed up.

A,S,A, I'm still up even though I only slept two hours.

A,S,A, I'm still going even though I ate three burgers.

A,S,A, I'm still here even though I failed my math test.

Shit, Shower and Shave, the holy trinity of getting ready before a long day of being annoying or going out to look cool.

A,S,A, I’m getting ready for work. Don’t try to talk to me for an hour.

A,S,A, I’m getting ready for the club. Don’t try to talk to me for an hour.

A,S,A, I’m getting ready for the date. Don’t try to talk to me for an hour.

Shit, Shower and Shave, the basics of getting ready, but you do it all at once like you’re trying to impress someone.

A,S,A, I got to be ready for work and I’m not even tired yet.

A,S,A, I got to be ready for my mom and I’m not even tired yet.

A,S,A, I got to be ready for my brother and I’m not even tired yet.

Shit and Shower, the stupid idea of taking a dump and then showering right after like you’re trying to wash away your sins.

A,S,A, I took a dump and then immediately took a shower. I’m like a saint now.

A,S,A, I took a dump and then immediately took a shower. I’m like a fresh start.

A,S,A, I took a dump and then immediately took a shower. I’m like a new person.

Snapchat slang for when you post something to both your streak and your story, because you’re too lazy to pick one.

A,S,A, I posted the same photo to my streak and my story. I’m too lazy to choose.

A,S,A, I posted the same photo to my streak and my story. I’m too lazy to think.

A,S,A, I posted the same photo to my streak and my story. I’m too lazy to be creative.

Shack and Snuggle, a guy or girl who crashes over but doesn’t do anything exciting or cool.

A,S,A, I slept over and didn’t do anything. I’m like a ghost.

A,S,A, I slept over and didn’t do anything. I’m like a shadow.

A,S,A, I slept over and didn’t do anything. I’m like a boring friend.

Sexy and Sophisticated, the dumbest way to say someone is kind of hot and kind of cool.

A,S,A, She’s sexy and sophisticated. I don’t know what that means but it sounds cool.

A,S,A, He’s sexy and sophisticated. I don’t know what that means but it sounds cool.

A,S,A, They’re sexy and sophisticated. I don’t know what that means but it sounds cool.