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A hot person who thinks they're the best and loves people they're close with, but only because they're too selfish to not like them.
'You're the best friend ever,' she said, while also posting 10 selfies from the same photo shoot.
He asked me out, but only after I told him I was dating someone else.
She called me at 2 a. m. to tell me she was single again, even though she was still dating my brother.
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A hot person who's so full of themselves they think everyone else is just there to make them look good.
She texted me 12 times in one day just to say she was going to the same party I was going to.
He said he'd take me to dinner, but only if I wore his favorite shirt and called him 'Sir.'
She took a video of me eating fries and posted it as 'a moment of pure glory.'
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A hot person who loves themselves so much they might as well be a god, and they love the people they're close with like they're their own worshippers.
She sent me a 30-minute voice note just to tell me she was going to the same concert as me.
He said he'd buy me lunch, but only if I let him take a photo of me for his Instagram story.
She texted me to say she was at the same coffee shop I was at, even though I was 10 feet away from her.
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A hot person who's too full of themselves to notice that everyone else is just trying to survive.
She posted a 10-minute video of her getting ready for a 30-second walk to the grocery store.
He said he'd help me move, but only if I let him take a selfie with my cat.
She texted me to say she was going to the same movie I was going to, even though it was playing at the same time.
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A hot person who thinks they're the best and loves their friends like they're the only ones who matter.
She sent me a group chat with 12 people just to tell me she was going to the same party as me.
He said he'd help me with my homework, but only if I let him take a picture of me for his Instagram story.
She called me at 1 a. m. just to tell me she was going to the same concert I was going to.
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A hot person who's so full of themselves they think everyone else is just there to make them look good, and they love the people they're close with like they're their own fan club.
She sent me a voice note, a text, and a photo just to tell me she was going to the same coffee shop as me.
He said he'd take me to dinner, but only if I wore his favorite shirt and let him take a picture of me.
She called me at 3 a. m. just to say she was going to the same concert as me, even though it was 30 minutes away.
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