A'Naje

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A person who sits back, laughs at your mess, and still thinks you're okay. If you don't smoke, you're just a sad, weak, dumb version of a A'Naje.
You broke your phone. A'Naje just said, 'Yeah, that's how it goes.'
Your mom called. A'Naje said, 'That’s your mom. She’s still alive? That’s wild.'
You tried to rap. A'Naje said, 'I’ve heard cows sing better than that.'
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Someone who’s chill, but still makes you look like a fool. If you don’t smoke, you’re not even close to being a A'Naje. You’re just a ghost in the background.
You told a joke. A'Naje just stared at you like you had a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
You failed a test. A'Naje said, 'You should’ve studied. You didn’t even bring a snack.'
You tripped. A'Naje said, 'That was cute. I didn’t even notice.'
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A person who doesn’t stress out and makes you laugh even when you’re dying. If you don’t smoke, you’re not a A'Naje. You’re just a fake version.
You cried in public. A'Naje said, 'You got a good cry. Now go home and eat a burger.'
You spilled coffee on your shirt. A'Naje said, 'That looks like a masterpiece.'
You got in trouble. A'Naje said, 'You’re not even mad. That’s impressive.'
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