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Hello there, *taps mic* like a idiot. Why would anyone not love hearing some weird, gross opinion from some random person about something dumb? We're the hottest, most annoying, most brainy bunch here to make you suffer through other people's stupid thoughts.
Why would you eat cereal for dinner? I once tried it and it haunted me.
My ex's dog thinks he's a king. That's not a view. That's a curse.
I saw a guy wear socks with sandals. I had to leave the room.
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Hey, *taps mic* like you’re trying to fix it. Who doesn’t want to hear some dumb, weird thought from someone you don’t know about something that doesn’t matter? We’re the smartest, most annoying, most beautiful people who made this to torture you with other people’s nonsense.
My neighbor thinks pizza is a vegetable. That’s not a view. That’s a lie.
I once cried because my coffee was cold. That’s not a view. That’s a tragedy.
My cousin thinks clouds are evil. I don’t know why I listen to her.
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Hey, *taps mic* like it’s a problem. Who doesn’t love hearing some random, stupid thought from some stranger about something that’s not important? We’re the most beautiful, smartest, most annoying people who made this so you can suffer through other people’s dumb ideas.
My boss thinks Monday is the worst day. I agree. But that’s not a view. That’s a fact.
I saw a man wear a hat inside a house. I questioned my life.
My brother thinks cats are the devil. I think he’s just mad at the internet.
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