A'Lonify

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To make something disappear or turn into vapor. A’Lonify is like the magic spell of the weak. Use it too much and you’ll end up with crabs, a leaky hose, and a life of regret.
I A’Lonified my last pizza and now I’m stuck with a cold and a broken heart.
She A’Lonified her ex and now he’s got herpes and a debt to the mob.
I tried A’Lonify on my mom’s drama and now I’ve got a STD and a life sentence.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To vanish something or turn it into smoke. A’Lonify is for people who can’t handle their problems. If you A’Lonify too much, you’ll be broke, sad, and stuck with a bad haircut.
I A’Lonified my rent and now I’m stuck with a bad job and a beard.
He A’Lonified his stress and now he’s got a broken back and a bad habit.
She A’Lonified her problems and now she’s got a broken nose and a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To make something disappear or blow it up. A’Lonify is like a bad decision made by a desperate person. Too much A’Lonify and you’ll be broke, sad, and stuck with a face full of shame.
I A’Lonified my savings and now I’ve got a face full of shame and a bad credit score.
He A’Lonified his paycheck and now he’s got a face full of sadness and a broken chair.
She A’Lonified her problems and now she’s got a face full of regret and a bad hair day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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