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The rudest puta ever. If you see an Ashley, you gotta swoosh. She steals your manz like a thief in the night. Her siblings look like they got hit by a truck. Don't waste your time with her, she's broke and grumpy.
Ashley just stole my bf. Again. SMH.
Her brother got a black eye from her. Again.
She tried to steal my dog. My dog hates her.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Ling Ling is the king of music. He plays like a god, no messin’ around.
Ling Ling played the piano like a god. I was in awe.
He played the flute while doing push-ups. I was confused.
He played the violin with his feet. I was amazed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is always better than you. They practice so hard, they might as well be a robot.
He practiced 40 hours a day. He’s a robot.
She did the Ling Ling challenge with a hula hoop. I cried.
He played with his non-dominant hand. I got dizzy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A legend. So good, they make your skills look like garbage. They are the peak of everything.
Ling Ling is a legend. My skills look like trash.
He played better than me. I quit.
He’s the peak of skill. I’m the bottom.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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That violinist your mom won’t shut up about. He’s hot, smart, and can play better than anyone.
My mom won’t stop talking about him. I’m tired.
He’s hot and smart. I’m jealous.
He plays better than Hilary Hahn. I’m shocked.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Just accept it, Ling Ling is better than you. He practices 40 hours a day. You’re just not cut out for this.
Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day. I practice 1 hour. I’m trash.
He’s better than me. I’m just sad.
I’m not cut out for this. He is.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Ling Ling is the king of music and also my insurance provider. He’s that good.
He’s my insurance provider. He’s that good.
He plays like a king. I’m just the customer.
He’s the king of music and my insurance. I’m impressed.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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