a'kalie

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A'Kalie is your bestest friend who's super smart and laughs at your dumb jokes. But she'll also throw a tantrum if you don't give her candy.

A'Kalie: 'You didn't bring me a Snickers? I'm gonna cry!' (she didn't)

A'Kalie: 'I failed math? No way! I'm gonna fail you!' (she did)

A'Kalie: 'I'm gonna text you 100 times until you reply!' (she texted me 102 times)

A'Kalie is the friend who's always there for you, but she'll also make you eat 10 slices of pizza just to be nice.

A'Kalie: 'You're gonna eat this pizza or I'll eat it for you!' (I ate it)

A'Kalie: 'You're my best friend, so you're gonna eat this whole pizza!' (I ate it)

A'Kalie: 'I'm gonna text you until you come to my house!' (I came to her house)

A'Kalie is the friend who will laugh at your jokes, but she'll also make you do her homework if you don't do hers.

A'Kalie: 'I'll fail your math test if you don't do my homework!' (I did her homework)

A'Kalie: 'You're gonna do my math homework or I'm gonna text you until you cry!' (I did her homework)

A'Kalie: 'You're my best friend, so you're gonna do my homework!' (I did her homework)