A$$hole

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A rich guy who thinks he's better than everyone else because he has money. Everyone else just wants to punch him in the face.
My cousin got a new car and now he thinks he's the king of the school.
That guy bought a mansion and still talks shit about the rest of us.
He spent $10,000 on a meal and still said the food was average.
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If you're getting it from the back, the front, and the middle, you're getting it from all sides, and you don't care who it is.
She's getting it from the back and the front, and she doesn't care who it is.
He’s getting it from the middle and the front, and he’s loving it.
She’s getting it from all sides and still thinks she’s the best.
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When you have to sleep next to another guy, and you're too tired to fight him, so you just lay there and hope he doesn't do anything weird.
I had to sleep next to my brother and I was too tired to argue.
He had to sleep with his friend and didn't care what happened.
I had to sleep with my dad and just hoped he wouldn't snore.
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You put it in her butt, then you move it up to her pussy, then back to her butt, like it's some kind of dance.
He was doing the butt, then the pussy, then the butt again, like it was a game.
She was getting it from the butt, then the pussy, then the butt again.
They were doing the butt, then the pussy, then the butt again, and it was getting wild.
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Calling someone an asshole is just a fancy way to say you hate them, and you're not trying to be polite.
He called me an asshole because I didn’t do my homework.
She said I was an asshole for talking back to her.
He said I was an asshole for stealing his lunch.
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An asshole is just a hole that you put your penis through, and you hope it doesn’t hurt.
He said it was an asshole because he had to put his dick through it.
She called it an asshole because it was the only thing she had to use.
He said it was an asshole because it hurt like hell.
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Saying ‘asshole’ is just a fancy way to say ‘dumbass’ or ‘idiot,’ and you’re too lazy to think of a better word.
He called me an asshole because I didn’t know the answer.
She said I was an asshole for messing up her work.
He called me an asshole because I didn’t do my job.
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