A'fiffa

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A'fiffa is a person who is always happy, never annoyed, and smells like fresh perfume and success. She’s smart, never lazy, and if you mess with her, she’ll make you regret it.
A'fiffa walked into the room and immediately made my day. Also my week. Also my life.
She got promoted and I got demoted just for being her coworker.
A'fiffa told me I was 'a mess' and then gave me a coffee. I now have a 5-star rating on my life.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A'fiffa is like a sunshine in a world of farts. She’s got a brain the size of a basketball and a personality the size of a parade.
She showed up to the meeting wearing heels and a smile. I showed up in pajamas and guilt.
A'fiffa finished my report in 10 minutes. I took 10 years to finish mine.
She said I was 'a disgrace' and then gave me a gift card. I’m confused but also grateful.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A'fiffa is a human who is always on top of everything, never tired, and somehow manages to be perfect at all times. If she isn’t, it’s because you’re bad at life.
She had a baby and still got promoted. I had a cat and got fired.
A'fiffa told me I was 'a disappointment' and then brought me ice cream. I’m now a 5-star disappointment.
She finished my project in 5 minutes. I took 5 years to finish my thoughts.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A'fiffa is someone who is never late, never moody, and somehow always has a plan. If you don’t follow her plan, she will make your life a nightmare.
She arrived at the party with a plan and a smile. I arrived with a latte and a headache.
A'fiffa finished my work in 10 seconds. I took 10 minutes to decide what to eat for lunch.
She said I was ‘a mess’ and then gave me a raise. I’m now a 5-star mess with a paycheck.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A'fiffa is a person who is always smiling, always smart, and somehow always has time to make your life worse. You will never be as good as her.
She finished her work in 5 minutes and still had time to make me cry.
A'fiffa told me I was ‘a disgrace’ and then brought me a pizza. I’m now a 5-star disgrace with a full stomach.
She had a baby and still got promoted. I had a cat and got yelled at.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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