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When the media or some rich celebrity goes full-on witch hunt on you for saying something mean about them or their friends. It’s like being publicly humiliated but with more cameras.
My ex got roasted by every tabloid for saying she looked like a raccoon in that dress.
That kid got canceled for calling his math teacher a fat flamingo.
The influencer’s whole team tried to erase him for saying his hair looked like a dead dog.
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Some internet creep who scams you or yells at you online like they’re your boss.
That guy on Reddit said I was a ‘meme failure’ for not knowing who Karen from the 90s was.
My cousin got flamed for saying pizza was the worst food ever.
I got a message from a stranger saying I was a ‘digital disaster’ for liking a cat video.
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Some annoying person who sends you 1000 jokes or fake fortune cookies every day. It’s like being stalked by a clown.
My mom got 50 emails from a guy who said I was a ‘texting disaster’.
My brother got a chain letter about a cursed emoji from 2008.
I got 12 emails from a guy named Bob who said I was a ‘texting failure’.
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Feeling like a wet blanket because you took too many estrogen pills. You’re like a sad, bloated version of yourself.
My aunt looked like a sad balloon after taking estrogen for a week.
My cousin turned into a weepy blob after taking estrogen like it was candy.
My mom looked like a soggy pizza after taking estrogen.
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Some internet rat who yells at you like you owe them money. They probably got fired once.
My uncle got yelled at by some guy on Discord for saying his memes were ‘cringe’.
My friend got flamed for saying her TikTok was ‘boring’.
My brother got flamed for saying his video game was ‘trash’.
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You spend so much time on your phone or watching TV that your eyes look like they’ve been burned by a laser. It’s like being stuck in a video game for life.
My brother looked like a zombie after playing Fortnite for 10 hours straight.
My mom got stuck in a TikTok loop and forgot how to breathe.
My cousin turned into a screen-burned ghost for watching YouTube 24/7.
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