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The stuff you slap on your butt and pecker when you're too lazy to shower
I used A&D cream like it was a religion
My butt is smoother than my ex's lies
I put it on my pecker and called it a day
A&D cream
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The magical potion that makes your ass and cock feel like they’re getting a massage
That cream is my life
My cock thanked me after I used it
I rub it on like it’s my bedtime routine
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The only thing that stops your ass and cock from screaming at you
My ass was yelling at me until I used A&D cream
I used it so my cock wouldn’t cry
That cream is the reason I’m still alive