a&d

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A+D is when you’re looking for a buddy who doesn’t smell like a meth lab or have a disease that makes you want to cry.
Looking for a partner who doesn’t look like they slept in a trash can. A+D please.
No diseases. No drugs. Just me and my bad decisions.
I’m not dying from something you did last night. A+D only.
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A+D is the guys who made Game of Thrones. They’re like two dumbasses who thought they could make a show that didn’t end with everyone dead and confused.
Benioff and Weiss. The dumbest two guys in the history of dumbness.
They took a good show and turned it into a clusterfuck. A+D is the dumbest part of it.
If they had brains, we’d still be watching the first season.
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A+D is when you’re done working and ready to go home and eat pizza or drink beer or do whatever makes you happy.
I’m done for the day. See you tomorrow, A+D.
No more meetings. No more emails. Just me and my coffee.
I’m logging off. A+D, baby.
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A+D is when Pac-Man is happy. He’s giving two thumbs up like he just ate all the ghosts and didn’t have to deal with any of them.
Pac-Man is giving two thumbs up. A+D!
He ate all the ghosts and didn’t even sweat it. A+D.
Pac-Man’s happy. That’s A+D.
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A+D is a game that started in the 70s and has been making people go crazy ever since. It’s for kids and adults who want to pretend they’re knights and wizards.
D&D is for kids who think they’re knights. A+D.
You play with dice and pretend you’re fighting dragons. A+D.
It’s been around for decades. A+D.
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A+D is the real original game. All the newer versions are just fake copies that don’t have the same magic.
OD&D is the real deal. All the others are just copies.
They made it worse. A+D is the only one that matters.
You don’t need all the extra stuff. Just A+D.
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Two hot girls who trick boys into thinking they’re smart. They laugh at your jokes and make you feel like you’re the cool one. But they’re really just best friends who look like supermodels.
My ex and her bestie were A&D. They made me think I had a chance. Boy, was I wrong.
My friend’s crush is A&D. He’s been chasing them for two years. Still doesn’t know which one he likes.
My sister and her friend are A&D. They’re the reason I hate high school.
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A phrase used online to say no drugs or diseases. Like when you’re looking for a date and you don’t want to end up with a sick person or a junkie.
I posted on Craigslist: ‘Looking for a partner. A&D preferred. No weird stuff.’
He said he was A&D. Turned out he had a cold and a heroin habit.
She said she was A&D. Three days later, I had a fever and a tattoo.
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The guys who made Game of Thrones. They had a good idea, but then they messed it up so bad it was like watching a train crash in slow motion.
Benioff and Weiss are A&D. They made the best show ever, then ruined it.
I used to love Game of Thrones. Now I just hate A&D.
They turned a good show into a disaster. A&D are the worst.
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When you finish work and you're ready to kick back and relax. Like you're done with all the stupid stuff for the day.
I did A&D today. No more meetings. Just me and my couch.
She did A&D and went to bed. No more stress.
He did A&D and started a new video game. No more work.
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Pac-Man giving two thumbs up. He’s happy because he ate all the ghosts. Or maybe he just likes being cool.
Pac-Man gave A&D. He was full and happy.
A&D was the best part of the game. Then he ate a ghost and died.
I saw Pac-Man give A&D. He was the king of the maze.
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A game that started in the 70s. It’s about making up fantasy worlds and fighting monsters with dice. It’s like the original video game, but with paper and pencils.
D&D was the first RPG. Now it’s just a cool way to hang out with friends.
My dad played D&D in the 70s. He still does it with his friends.
D&D is like a video game, but with more paper and less screens.
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