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A girl who doesn't have a real name is a forever pain in the ass. She cries like a baby, but she's a total beast when she wants to be. She eats like a pig and loves her friends more than her own family. If you're lucky enough to be her friend, don't be a fake or she'll make your life hell.
"You're my best friend, why would you talk to that girl?", She texted me after I ignored her for a week.
"I'm going to eat a whole pizza by myself.", She said before I even offered her a slice.
She cried in my DMs because her crush didn't message her back.
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This girl is a mess, but she's also the best. She's got a nice body, but she thinks she's ugly. She talks to everyone, but she's shy at first. If you're lucky, she'll be your friend forever. Don't be a fake or she'll laugh in your face.
"Why would you choose him over me?", She texted me when I went to the party without her.
She sent me a photo of herself with a filter that made her look like a monster.
She cried in my DMs because her crush didn't message her back.
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She's a liar, a drama queen, and a food monster. She'll never forget a boy she liked, but she'll move on. If you're her friend, don't be fake or she'll ruin your life. She's amazing in bed and can make your world explode.
"I'm going to eat a whole pizza by myself.", She said before I even offered her a slice.
She texted me: "You're my best friend, why would you talk to that girl?"
She cried in my DMs because her crush didn't message her back.
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This girl is a total beast, but she's also sweet. She's got a nice body, but she's insecure. She'll lie for love and eat like a pig. If you're lucky enough to be her friend, don't be fake or she'll make your life a living hell.
"I'm going to eat a whole pizza by myself.", She said before I even offered her a slice.
She texted me: "You're my best friend, why would you talk to that girl?"
She sent me a photo of herself with a filter that made her look like a monster.
5
She's a total mess, but she's also the best. She'll lie for love and eat like a pig. She's very outgoing, but she's also shy. If you're lucky enough to be her friend, don't be fake or she'll laugh in your face.
"You're my best friend, why would you talk to that girl?", She texted me after I ignored her for a week.
She sent me a photo of herself with a filter that made her look like a monster.
She cried in my DMs because her crush didn't message her back.
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She's a total pain in the ass, but she's also the best. She's got a nice body and she loves her friends. She's very emotional and she eats like a pig. If you're lucky enough to be her friend, don't be fake or she'll make your life a living hell.
"I'm going to eat a whole pizza by myself.", She said before I even offered her a slice.
She texted me: "You're my best friend, why would you talk to that girl?"
She cried in my DMs because her crush didn't message her back.
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