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These two are like a pizza and pepperoni they fit together perfectly and will probably never leave each other for something stupid like a new lover or a bad haircut

'You and him are the only couple I know who don't fight over who left the toilet seat up.'

'They're like a duo of tacos, no need for extra toppings.'

'They don't even need a love language, they just know each other's vibes.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

This couple is like a cheeseburger and fries they just go together and will probably end up married in a house full of snacks and bad decisions

'They're the only people I know who don't argue over the last slice of pizza.'

'They don’t need a dating app, they already have each other.'

'They’re like a duo of chicken nuggets, you can’t have one without the other.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

These two are like a remote control and the TV they just work together and will probably never split up because they’re too lazy to even think about it

'They don’t need a therapist, they just need a couch.'

'They’re like a burger and fries, you can’t have one without the other.'

'They’re so in sync, they even finish each other’s sentences.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Addition and Alteration. It’s when you get to mess with the building like it’s your toy. Sometimes it’s just fixing things. Sometimes it’s making it look like a disaster.

The A&A crew came in and turned the office into a war zone. I still have a bruise from the ceiling falling on me.

They said it was just a little addition. Then the wall fell. Then the floor. Then my sanity.

I asked for a simple paint job. Now there’s a hole in the wall and a new toilet in my office. What even is life?

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Addition and Alteration. It’s the reason your boss is always mad and your coworkers are always crying. It’s like the building is being tortured.

The A&A team came in and turned my cubicle into a prison. I can’t even sit down without a paper cut.

They said they were just making a few changes. Then they added a wall. Then a door. Then a new boss.

I walked into work and there was a ladder in my desk. My coworkers are still screaming about it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

Addition and Alteration. It’s like the building is on a diet and a rage spiral at the same time. You get new stuff and you get broken stuff all at once.

They came in and added a new light. Then they broke my chair. Then they added a new plant. Then my plant died.

The A&A team turned my quiet corner into a loud construction zone. I can’t even think without a drill in my ear.

I wanted a fresh start. Instead, I got a new floor and a new headache.

by Slangipedia 5d ago