A Zombie Movie

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When some jerk goes into your house and slaughters your whole family just to mess with your head. You walk in and it’s like a funeral for your whole life.
My cousin’s dog ran over my uncle’s foot and now he’s out for revenge.
My brother got stuck in a toilet and now he’s mad at me.
My neighbor stole my pizza and now I want to kill him.
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You come home to a house full of dead people. It’s like your whole family got run over by a bus and then left in the hallway.
My mom didn’t pay the ransom and now my dad’s dead.
My sister got a bad grade and now she’s in a coma.
My dog ran away and now my mom is dead.
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A movie with a bunch of brainless people who bite and eat others. Some of them are even funny, but most are just gross and stupid. Some of them are even from the 70s and they look like they were made in a closet.
The zombie movie I watched was so bad it made my dog cry.
I saw a zombie movie and now I hate my life.
My friend watched a zombie movie and now he thinks he’s a zombie.
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A movie that gets stuck on TV and won’t go away. You try to switch channels but it follows you like a bad ex. You end up watching the whole thing and it turns you into a brainless meatball.
I watched a movie on Saturday and now I’m stuck in my house.
The movie was so bad I tried to leave but I couldn’t.
I watched a movie and now I think I’m dead.
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