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A pug that breathes so loud it sounds like it's trying to wake up the dead
My dog just stared at me like I was a ghost.
This pug is louder than my mom on a Tuesday.
He breathes so hard I think he’s gonna knock someone out.
a zobie
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What your penis would look like if it spoke Arabic and cussed
My penis is fluent in Arabic and hates me.
It cusses me out every time I take a shower.
It even says 'salam' when it's done.
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What a redneck says when they're too dumb to say zombie
He said 'zoby' and got confused why I laughed.
He tried to spell it and it looked like a mess.
He said it like he was trying to say 'zombie' but failed.
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A weak man getting hit by Zakir’s slap so hard he turns into a zombie
He got hit so hard he walked like a zombie.
Zakir’s slap turned him into a walking corpse.
He walked around like he was dead and confused.
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A language made by a weird girl who talks like a dog and adds weird words just for fun
She talks like a dog and adds weird stuff.
Her friends thought it was a language.
She even made a page about it on the internet.
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When you bust into a girl's room and scream her name so loud she walks like a zombie looking for you
I ran into her room and screamed her name like a maniac.
She walked around like she was lost and confused.
She looked like a zombie searching for her savior.
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A weak man getting hit by girls so hard he turns into a zombie
He got hit so hard he looked like a walking corpse.
The girls hit him like he was a punching bag.
He walked around like he was dead and confused.