A Zephyr Associated

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A pink-haired twerp who thinks he’s a woman and wears glitter like it’s a sin.

'Zephyr Associated? That’s my cousin. He cried when his glitter fell off.'

'He tried to flirt with me. I told him I’d rather date a sock.'

'He wore a dress to school. The principal gave him detention. He called it 'fashion time.'

A kid who wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a queen.

'He asked me to be his royal consort. I said no. He cried.'

'He wears socks with sandals every day. I think he’s trying to break the school record.'

'He tried to start a club called 'The Royal Sock Society.' No one joined.'

A fluffball who can’t handle his feelings and wears a dress.

'He wore a dress to the basketball game. The team lost. He blamed the dress.'

'He cried when his pet hamster died. He said the hamster was his 'royal companion.'

'He wears a dress to every event. I think he’s trying to make everyone uncomfortable.'

A kid who talks like he’s in a soap opera and wears glitter.

'He said, 'My heart is broken, for I have been rejected by my beloved.' I said, 'Just wear the glitter and shut up.'

'He wears glitter and a cape. He calls it 'glamour mode.'

'He told me he was 'trapped in a boy’s body.' I told him to stop being dramatic.'

A boy who thinks he’s a girl and wears makeup like it’s a war.

'He wore makeup to the football game. The team lost. He blamed the makeup.'

'He put on lipstick and said, 'This is my war paint.'

'He tried to convince me he was a girl. I told him he was a disaster.'

A kid who wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a king.

'He wears socks with sandals and calls it 'royal fashion.'

'He told me he was the king of the school. I said, 'You’re the king of weird.'

'He tried to start a rebellion. It failed. He called it 'a strategic loss.'