A Zastrow

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When an optometry student hits your eye so hard with that tonometry thing, it leaves a glowing green sticker on your eye that looks like a curse from hell.
My cornea looks like a neon sign after that tonometry test.
I swear my eye is glowing green from that stupid stamp.
That thing left a tattoo on my eye and I’m not even mad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A Zastrow is someone who will always be there, even if it means getting a tattoo on their face or burning their hands on a car engine. They’re like the cool uncle who also knows how to fix your car and never lets you forget it.
My Zastrow uncle showed up with a wrench and a tattoo on his face.
He drove three hours just to help me with my car and now he’s got grease all over his hands.
He showed up with a car engine and a smile that said, 'I’m not going anywhere.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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