A Zander Emo

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A Zander Emo is a ginger emo who shaves the sides of his head and lets the top hair hang long. He pulls that hair over one eye like he’s trying to hide from the world and everyone else’s judgment. He talks like he’s the funniest guy ever, even though he’s just a stupid emo prick.
He pulled his hair over his eye and said, 'I’m the king of sad.'
He walked into the bathroom and yelled, 'Why are you all so boring?'
He tried to make a joke about his hair and failed, but still thought he was hilarious.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Zander Emo is a ginger emo with a weird haircut and a weird head. He stands in the urinal sideways, like he’s trying to show off. He also hits you with stupid banter and thinks it’s the best thing ever.
He stood in the urinal sideways and said, 'I’m a legend.'
He said, 'You’re not even funny,' right after I told a joke.
He walked out of the bathroom and said, 'I’m the only one who matters.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Zander Emo is a ginger emo who thinks he’s the funniest guy on Earth. He has that weird hair, he hides one eye with it, and he talks like he’s the only one who matters. Deep down, he’s just a sad, stupid emo with a bent penis.
He said, 'I’m the funniest guy here,' even though no one laughed.
He pulled his hair over his eye and said, 'I’m a god.'
He walked out of the bathroom and said, 'You’re all losers.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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