a yuppie ate my dingo

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A rich snob from the city laughed at my dingo. It’s like The Dingo Ate My Baby, but with more bling and less sense.

My neighbor’s kid said my dingo was ‘too country’ for his Instagram story.

At the coffee shop, the barista called my dingo ‘a sad version of a pet.’

My boss said my dingo was ‘not professional’ and sent me a LinkedIn article about ‘workplace decorum.’

A yuppie devoured my dingo. It’s like when your mom’s friend says your dog is ‘just a mutt’ and then eats it.

At the mall, the salesperson said my dingo looked like it was ‘bored of life.’

My cousin called my dingo ‘a waste of space’ and then ate it for lunch.

The guy at the gym said my dingo was ‘not fit enough for his bicep.’

My dingo got eaten by a yuppie. It’s like when your dingo is the only one who understands you, and then a suit comes and swallows it whole.

My dingo was the only one who liked my pizza. Then a yuppie came and ate it like it was a side dish.

At the office party, my dingo was the star of the show. Then a yuppie drank it like it was a beer.

My dingo was the best friend I ever had. Then a yuppie took one look and said ‘I’m hungry.’