A Yousif

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A smelly cigarette made from cheap paper and tastes like menthol and regret.
Man I smoke 20 a day and still can't breathe
This thing smells like my grandpa's sock
I tried to roll my own and it exploded in my mouth
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The best person ever, I would kiss your face if you were a yousif.
I love yousifs more than my mom
If you're a yousif, I'll marry you
You're the bestest yousif ever
3
A guy who thinks he's hot, loves to laugh, and can talk about Spanish and girls like he's a god.
He's smart but thinks he's the best
He talks about girls like he's been there
He's a nerd but thinks he's cool
4
A guy with a big peen who'll steal your girl and laugh in your face.
He took my girl and left me crying
His peen is bigger than my dad's
He'll steal your girl just for fun
5
A cute geek who talks about video games but doesn't really care about you.
He said he liked me but never called
He's cute but fake
He'll say he loves you but he doesn't
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A tiny peepee that's barely there and looks like it's about to die.
His peepee is smaller than my pencil
I think it's gonna cry
He peed in the sink and it was tiny
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Stealing gas to set parks on fire, specifically where kids play.
He stole gas and lit up the park
The playground was on fire and it was wild
He did it just to watch kids scream
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